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quarta-feira, 26 de maio de 2010

Brazil is the country of wonders!

Brazil is the country of wonders!

Who wants to know the wonder that is Brazil's just take a look at doing more success in the Brazilian twitter: @ sabrinasatoreal, marcoluque @, @ globoesporter, ivetesangalo @, @ pretagil, and other beautiful celebrities, the list is so bright, figures so invested with social relevance, which dispenses praise. I love to see the grandeur, seriousness, the culture of Brazil, and the proof is there, in the "Twitter of Brazilians'

We should change our national anthem instead of the now boring, ridiculous, heavy, very intelctual, we take the music of Jorge Ben: "I live in a tropical country, blessed by God, beautiful in nature, has carnival in February ... ... "

In Brazil, the transit is the most educated of the world, gives pleasure to drive comfortable and sophisticated cars manufactured in Brazil, nor is recalled here, that's the thing behind the Americans.
Our wonderful highways with drivers "wonderful," undoubtedly the most educated of Planet Earth.

In Brazil, nobody dies in traffic, the Brazilian shows and proves, for those who doubt, the wonder that is Brazil.

Not in Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland, anywhere in the world, a challenge to unbelievers, so we have an unequivocal demonstration of pacividade and natural goodness of Brazil, as in our traffic.

Write pages and pages, how many pens Big existed, only describing the wonder that is the traffic in Brazil.

IPVA our rates are the lowest in the world.

Just take a look at the emergency rooms of our hospitals, no one is served by traffic accidents.

In Brazil the government do not spend anything on calls with traffic accidents.
Our services are emergency care for the fly, without having to do!

Our politicians are more honest in the world.
Nobody ever heard of corruption in Brazil.
Our honesty is so notorious, and so difficult to pass, that when it happens to any politician give in to temptation and apropiada is public money, very rare, it is immediately forgotten by the voters, never returns to public life, is arrested, chained Some are even linx by the population.

A marvel Brazil in terms of corruption! This is pest for Japanese people.

Our beautiful and wonderful cities in Brazil, Rio de Janeiro, Sao Paulo, Vitoria, Recife, Porto Alegre and all others of this charming country, where there is no record of murders, violent deaths, kidnappings, innocent victims losing their lives, none of this happens in Brazil.
We are on a par with Tokyo, where only one crime per year.

Our police are on par with London police, we do not use guns, because there are no bandits.

The Brazilian police is not our practice "error result", equal to London police, who killed an innocent Brazilian, thinking that he was a terrorist.

Luck of the English, if we were the same as Argentina, we would have invaded Londrez with our powerful military, super-equipped, better than the troops of the "NATO"

Our Brazilian junvetude not use drugs, like crack cocaine, marijuana, cocaine, none of that exists in Brazil.

The Brazilian Federal Police is seeing Faustão Hulck and, such is the indolence, because nobody uses drugs in Brazil. We have the same taste that Londoners: just drinking tea!

Child prostitution, slave labor, child abuse, are objects of concern of other peoples more primitive, we here in Brazil, have evolved more, we got so high a degree of civilization, we need not worry about this nonsense, that plague other countries barbarians chance of them because they are not as wonderful as we, the brasileirosl.

Our rivers are so unpolluted that in Brazil they do not overflow, the houses do not collapse, our slopes are over-protected, moreover, are robust to other, better built than those of Europe, according to a recent report by the IBGE.

Just vote consciously, in Brazil, nor is there a picture of Cape Electoral because Brazilians think well and decide consciously before choosing your canditado, which will manage very well the public accounts, moreover, need not worry as much because our honestíssimos public men are all college graduates, and past criminal impeccable.

Our tax burden is the lowest in the world.
The Brazilian is the people who pay less tax, and public service? It is an excellent rating by the population.

Our clinics have more professionals than patients.
Doctors and nurses go to the doors welcome the few patients who seek such services. They knew that we do not get sick so Wonderful. The H1Ni not come here, just a "gripezinha anything, nor have to worry about vaccination.

Brazil is a country so wonderful, so wonderful, so wonderful ... but, that by the H1N1 virus that has survived, it's polite. The Brazilian authorities have made themselves the luxury of a few doses of the vaccine by age group, because the viruses will respect the ages of Brazilians, and prior to infect, they will ask the age of each.
Also you do not know the high quality of our medical services, laboratory execelentes scientific research.
Our Brazilian medicine loses in quality in research in relevant scientific advances, for our meteorologists.

There is no financial crisis in Brazil, it makes you feel sorry for the Greeks, Portuguese, Spanish, North American business in Brazil this financial crisis is only a "small wave", no tsunamis.

Our forests are the best preserved of the Earth.

Our rivers are so clean that gives up to fish in the Rio Tiete. "Our rivers are cleaner, our forests have more flowers"

Our roads are so good that you can hear some music and talking on the phone while driving, but of course that Brazil does not do these things.

Our minimum wage here in Brazil are not "minimum wages are" maximum ".

Our retirees, and not get sick in Brazil are all very healthy, no one gets sick in Brazil, but the retirees earn a good money, it makes you to enjoy life after many years of work.

Anyone who doubts the wonder that is the health of Brazil, just look at the bottoms of our women, wonderful, butts brazilian'm the same so you can see, there are women in the world with more ass than the sound of Brazil.

Our men are all "healed", full of muscles, nothing's obscene obesity of Americans, a people ill-fed.

Well, the list is endless, I could write pages and pages, in fact, record that the Brazilians are very fond of reading, bookstores here are more successful than the football stadiums.

We have Mardi Gras all year, the World Cup is our biggest concern and Dunga yes, this is a probelma not know what to do with it, because it is an incompetent, a country that has only aces well behaved, without bias, the Dunga chose to face Argentina summoning half-dozen of the wooden legs.

Many Brazilians think we should call the Maradona to be our Forum, which would be nothing else, the Portuguese did not take our Scolari?

Anyway, that's right people, Brazil is a wonderful country we do not have hurricanes, we have no earthquakes, no tsunamis have zero inflation, unaware of the corruption, zero violence, the highest salaries in the world, a transit to envy, politicians who care about the people (just approved a "robust" increase for retirees, that President Lula will sign the next few hours, they even say it has already signed the document and put the pen to recall), we approve the dirty sheet, since we do not need the clean sheet.

Living in Brazil is a total monotony, the doors of the houses have no locks, the houses without walls, is a national police, public health is impeccable, housing is free for all the poor (which hardly exist in Brazil), only To give an idea, our poor people here get the help extratoférica ninety dollars per month from the federal government, just to be fishing, drinking beer and eating shrimp in our beautiful and unpolluted beaches.

I know you guys who like to read much, they become frustrated by writing as little of this country that we are Wonderful, but I got tired, then I write more, I think I am equal to Europeans, like to read and write bit.

I will review the selection of Dunga, nosas wonderful to hear pop songs, to admire all the good that exists in Brazil and I'm losing, look at the bottoms of our beautiful women, drink beer and sleep after lunch, because nobody is the iron!

As to the other countries of the world "sketches the head, let it be," we have more important things to worry about practical! "

Kisses ...
Hug for everyone ...
When you can, spend at home ...
I love you all ....
Go with God ...
God bless
Vote for me, I need your vote, though I have nothing to say ...
Vote for me, I need to followers ...

RUI SANTOS DE SOUZA
Curitiba, May 26, 2010 - 09h: 49

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