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domingo, 8 de janeiro de 2012

2012: Escape from the end of the world, come to Brazil.

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All the prophecies of the futurologists announce, based on an unfinished Mayan calendar, the end of the world will happen on 21/12/2012, but were unable to translate the text Maia, who says: "The entire world will end, but Brazil no. "

All the world will end in 21/12/2012, but Brazil is the only country in the world will not end.

In February is carnival and the samba schools are already preparing for the carnival of 2013, therefore, in Brazil, the world will not end in 2012.

The World Cup will be in Brazil in 2014, and so Brazil can not end in 2012.

The 2016 Olympics will take place in Brazil, and Rio de Janeiro, the "Marvelous City" protected by the powerful San Sebastian, can not end in 2012.

In 2012, the month of October there will be elections, and corrupt politicians have elected to take office in January 2013, so the world can not end in 2012.

Lula, after winning the battle against cancer, is a candidate in 2014 as president of Brazil, once again, and Lula, with the influence and power that is not going to let the world end in 2012.

"Your problems are over," make contact with the "Tabajara Organizations", which is making an exclusive promotion of travel and accommodation for you to escape the end of the world is moving to Brazil.

With a few extra advantages:

You can visit the Amazon desert, where there was a forest ...

Visit the "Cristo Redentor", and have a wonderful view of the pollution in the "Guanabara Bay" ...

Go to the famous district of "Santa Teresa" and the cable car plunge ...

Stroll the sidewalks of Copacabana on the legendary, immortalized in the lyrics of Tom Jobim, and give his contribution to the "Red Command" ...

You will see live and in color, the floods in Belo Horizonte, and take a boat ride in flood waters ...

You can visit the dam water broken in Campos, Rio de Janeiro, and even catch a fish contaminated with mercury ...

By December 2012, other floods and other urban landslides will occur, and the scenery is breathtaking beautiful souvenir photos ...

You will get beautiful pictures of drought, poverty and lack of water in northeastern Brazil and in southern Brazil ...

You will make an exciting trip on Brazilian roads, and feel the thrill of seeing thousands of deaths in traffic, beautiful bodies, the most beautiful in the world's most beautiful Brazilian women ...

It will be bitten by the "Dengue Mosquito", and can verify the efficiency and speed of medical care in the Brazilian public health units. Maximum of twenty minutes, you will be served by a friendly doctor, receive free medication, and even ambulance takes you back to the hotel we are staying ...

Will pay the most insignificant pay fees and taxes in Brazil, and there is no face no risk, where the police are omnipresent in every corner, there are no robberies, the Boeira public roads do not explode, our cattle do not have the disease foot, our minimum wage is the most worthy of the world, and our politicians are the most respected in the world.

The Brazilian worker retired, receives the benefit of a maharaja, which is strictly adjusted annually according to inflation rates.

You can even get a Brazilian minimum wage, which is approximately three hundred U.S. dollars per month, but not spend too much, make savings in the Savings stratospheric paying interest of 0.6% per month.

If you exceed the limits of credit card, the interest charged by banks is only the insignificance of 15% per month.

Therefore, you who are terrified by the end of World 21/12/2012, run away to Brazil.

And speaking of escaping the end of the world, Brazil is a paradise for those looking to escape from something dark and terrifying:

The German immigrants came to Brazil to escape Hitler, the First and the Second World War, the end of the world in Germany ...

The Russians came to Brazil to escape the Revolution of 1916, when the world ended there ...

The Japanese came to Brazil to escape the end of the world in Japan ..

The Portuguese fled to Brazil to escape the British, Spanish and French ... Do not feel ashamed to flee to Brazil, to the King of Portugal had already fled to Brazil ...

Ukrainians, Poles, Italians fled Mussolini, now the Haitians, so you can escape to Brazil, which will not end in 2012.

Do not be afraid of the end of the world, flee to Brazil, or if the situation is difficult, it will ship, will not get malaria in the ship, only when you get here on terra firma.

Brazil is not going to end on 12.21.2012, as the powerful entities that protect the state of Bahia, Bahia protect all throughout Brazil.

Caetano Veloso, Gilberto Gil, Gal Costa, Roberto Carlos, the participants of the BBB, the Mothers of Santo da Bahia, have prestige and power that even doubt God ...

Think about it, Brazil is the only possible refuge and protected terrifying prophecies of the Mayans.

Here all the saints, churches, the most powerful entities on Earth thrive and protect us. I will not mention all by name, to avoid libel and defamation.

It need not wait for December, will now February, and before the world ends, see the charm, beauty and hump the mulatto Brazilian carnival.

As a bonus, you will see the national team lose to the selection of "Cameroon".

Maybe there's a te luck of winning the national lottery, the dream of every Brazilian ...

Escape while you can, in December the Brazilian airports will not work, in excess of fugitives coming to Brazil ...

And before I forget, a valuable tip: give preference in residence in Brasilia, the Eternal Paradise "Forty Thieves," "hell of" Ali Baba ", who was arrested for denouncing the forty thieves ...


RUI SANTOS DE SOUZA
Brazil, Curitiba, January 8, 2012, 10h: 47