Urgent Notice: Santa Claus died

"Papai Noel", in Brazil, or "Pai Natal" , in Portugal, "Noël", in France, is a legendary figure who, in many Western cultures, brought gifts to the homes of good children on Christmas Eve.

According to legend, Santa Claus lived in the Far North, a land of eternal snow. In the American version, he lived at his home in North Pole, while the British version is often said that he lived in the mountains of Korvatunturi in Lapland, Finland.

Santa Claus lived with his wife Mrs. Claus, Elves countless magicians and nine flying reindeer. Another popular legend says that he made a list of children around the world, classifying them according to their behavior, and gave gifts such as toys or candy, all the boys and girls well-behaved in the world, and sometimes Coal children misbehave on the night of Christmas Eve.

Santa accomplished this feat with the help of annual elves who make toys in the workshop, and the reindeer pulling the sleigh.

According to reports, the last few hours, reported by major news agencies, Santa, "Papai Noel", "Pai Natal", or St. Nicholas, died.

The snow melted the North Pole, as a result of global warming, and nine reindeer drowned in the floods that ravaged Lapland, Finland.

The Elves also died trying to save the reindeer, who could not fly due to the amount of CO2 and methane in the atmosphere of Lapland.

The melting snow has caused a catastrophic flood, sweeping away houses and everything else that existed in the region.

The flood caused the death of well-behaved children that Santa Claus presented with toys and sweets.

The flood caused the death, too, children misbehave, they received coal.

Santa Claus, in a panic, suspected that the melting snow was caused by the industry that produced the coal, which he used at Christmas to punish misbehaving kids.

Distressed and ill, in consequence of such events, Santa Claus returned to his home in Lapland, in an attempt to save Mrs. Claus, and, gathering their belongings, turned on the TV to watch the retrospective of 2011, with the following News:

Floods in Pakistan, where children, who loved Santa Claus, were the main victims ...

Famine in Africa killing children that Santa loved ...

The failure of the COP17 meeting...

The output of Canada's Kyoto Protocol...

The Santa Claus distributed sweets that were contaminated by the atomic radiation leaked from the Fukushima nuclear power plant...

Brazil has not signed the Protocol to combat corruption, which diverted the money for the purchase of Brazilian children of school meals...

That the Legislative deformed the Brazilian Forestry Code, a document changing the Code of Deforestation in the Brazilian Amazon...

That the oil spilled in the Gulf of Mexico and Brazil, was destroying all marine species...

Finally, before the retrospective of 2011 was over, Santa Claus suffered a heart attack.

Your body will be incinerated by the will of Mrs. Claus, and the ashes will be distributed to the rulers of the whole Earth, with the following message:

"You have destroyed the dream of a better world."


The sad Christmas 2011 - (The year that never ended)

Santa Claus - Finland